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Thursday, April 12, 2007
I am woman, hear me ROAR!
Last week, I ordered myself my own personal elliptical. I love using the ellipticals at the gym, but it's so hard for me to get there regularly enough. It's particularly tough because I like to do my cardio in the morning and the gym doesn't open until 5 a.m., which is when I have to start getting ready for work.

Anyway, my elliptical arrived from Nordic Track on Tuesday. Because I'm a cheap bitch, I didn't pay the extra $199 to have someone come to my home and assemble the damn thing. And because I'm an impatient bitch, I decided to make a go at it myself instead of asking my father or brother to swing by when they got a chance.

Several hours, and many, many expletives later, I did it!! I put that son of a bitch together myself (with a little help from my trusty 11 year old daughter, who makes a hell of an assistant and my son, who did hold up one really heavy piece for me to connect some wires).

The moral of this story? I really don't need a man. Well, not when it comes to putting the screws to an elliptical anyway :)
posted by *******DIANE******* @ 10:45 AM   1 comments
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